NKF vs SPH(the other version)

the following is a fictional exchange of words between NKF n SPH.

SHP boss to SHP employee:wah liew, no big news lately leh, newspapers sales down again, basket... IOC finish already, Beckham also fly away... even the London bombings also a while only... no news from London already... how? u tell me how?

SHP employee: eh boss, i got this certain article, from a certain source thats says the NFK CEO tried to install gold taps in his private bedrooms using NFK funds. so how? can put as headlines?

SHP boss: really? the last time i played golf with him, he play cheat and cheated me of my $$, bloody hell... this time i'm gonna get back at him. but wait i put as headlines gahmen find trouble with me how? that NFK CEO got backing one leh....

SHP employee: then like that we put the article behind lor, near the forum, test water, see wat that guy(NFK CEO) will react, we control the newspapers anyway...

SHP boss: ok set, like that can. tell the printing uncle to add the article in for tomolo's paper. we see how that bugger will react....

the day after....

NFK CEO(throwing the newspapers on his desk and discussing the matter with his lawyers):
look at this, bloody hell, SHP trying to find trouble with me is it? nevermind, i shall sue them, i got $ anyway, my monthly salary so much, scared wat? if not enough, i can always organise more charity shows...

and a few more days after...

SHP boss: haha, that stupid bugger try to sue me? he's gonna get it already, i'm gonna tell the whole world how much he owns and how much of it comes from NFK funds. haha, this time confrim can increase newspapers sales.. haha....(evil laughter in background)

disclaimer: the above post of words is entirely fictional and does not represent the NKF or the SPH.