woshiyiduoyun's thoughts

Saturday, October 14, 2006

super lame pick lines

  • Hi, i can make more money than you can spend.
  • If you were a new burger in Mcdonalds, you would be called Mcgorgeous.
  • Do have any raisins? If not, how about a date?
  • If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Hey, wanna be a pirate with me? maybe we could hook up.
  • Hi, i'm a dog, can i bury my bone somewhere with you?
  • I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away.
  • I think you're a zoo, cause you bring out the animal in me.
  • I may not be Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.

spotted around science, laughing my ass away...


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