The Adventures of Mr J Part 2
Mr J has been tasked with running some chores for the family. His dad asked him to buy some rice, and it has to be of a certain brand some more.
So Mr J went to the neighbuorhood minimart so as to purchase what he needed.
Then the following is a sample conversation between Mr J and the Store keeper.
J: I'm looking for this XXX brand of "fan", do u sell it?
Storekeeper: "fan"?
with blur look in the face.....
(pause 5 seconds....)
Storekeeper: oh u mean "mi" ah? got got...
J: Oh yes, XXX brand mi
Storekeeper: okay u walk straight and later turn left then can find already.
(reason for confusion, "fan" = cooked rice, which u cannot find in a minimart/supermarket. "mi" is the uncooked rice that Mr J is supposed to buy. It is not Mr J's fault wor, he does not go grocery shopping so often de)
sidestory: when Mr J went home, and his mother saw the packet of rice, she started asking questions like
"where did you buy from? which shop ah?"
then she started commenting like a typical auntie that
" wah so expensive ah, last time it costs only $8++"
So Mr J went to the neighbuorhood minimart so as to purchase what he needed.
Then the following is a sample conversation between Mr J and the Store keeper.
J: I'm looking for this XXX brand of "fan", do u sell it?
Storekeeper: "fan"?
with blur look in the face.....
(pause 5 seconds....)
Storekeeper: oh u mean "mi" ah? got got...
J: Oh yes, XXX brand mi
Storekeeper: okay u walk straight and later turn left then can find already.
(reason for confusion, "fan" = cooked rice, which u cannot find in a minimart/supermarket. "mi" is the uncooked rice that Mr J is supposed to buy. It is not Mr J's fault wor, he does not go grocery shopping so often de)
sidestory: when Mr J went home, and his mother saw the packet of rice, she started asking questions like
"where did you buy from? which shop ah?"
then she started commenting like a typical auntie that
" wah so expensive ah, last time it costs only $8++"
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