cheap labour

a fictional ad for an army enlistment for national service

LOW WAGES!!!! GET PAID $240 A MONTH!!!!
FREE MEALS!!!!
FREE UNIFORMS!!!!
FREE RUNNING SHOES!!!!!
FREE PHYSICAL TRAINING!!!!
FREE PERSONAL GYM TRAINER!!!!
FREE TOUR OF TEKONG!!!!!

ALL THIS n MORE!!!!!

all you have to do is sign up as a "chao recruit" at tekong....

(note: the $240 pay was a few years back when the army pay was still un-revised,
imagine domestic helpers/maids being paid more than NSF, kaoz....)