Army=weight gaining centre

so far i've not come across many ppl who been through army and come out fitter than before, the majority of them gain an extra spare tyre around the waist after serving the nation.
is it because the food they serve in the army is that good?
No...
it is because the food they serve at times really cannot make it, so no choice muz find other thing to sub their meals, my fave grad senior tells me that instant noodles are a delicacy in his camp, and i believe him, there will be times when u feel that the bowl of instant noodles u hold in your hands is better than the clumps of rice they serve in the cookhouse.(sardines are multi purpose one, can serve in breakfast then left over can keep for lunch, if still got left-over, then dinner also got sardines.)
and in case u wondering why sometimes the portion of meat they serve is so small? it's because the cook-house caterers get to "take-away" the "left-overs" for themselves, =p