How to know you're drunk?
it happens when u start to to talk lots of nonsence/illogical stuff....
like telling your fren's hamster to go fuck more so that he can give away more hamster babies...
boasting that u never "mer-lion"ed before....
And u eventually did....
keep repeating that you're not drunk and sober, when u actually are not....
throw a slipper at your fren when he laughs at u....
And no, i was not the one drunk ...
it was my grouchy neighbour....
(btw, to mer-lion is to copy the merlion in doing this...)
like telling your fren's hamster to go fuck more so that he can give away more hamster babies...
boasting that u never "mer-lion"ed before....
And u eventually did....
keep repeating that you're not drunk and sober, when u actually are not....
throw a slipper at your fren when he laughs at u....
And no, i was not the one drunk ...
it was my grouchy neighbour....
(btw, to mer-lion is to copy the merlion in doing this...)
1 Comments:
gosh, i am lucky i din got as drunk as that"nieghbour" b4....i only know when i am drunk, i can't even walk staight despite telling pple, i am "okay" and "fine"....
=)
By quest_gal 仪, at 10:58 PM
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